WebMD has diagnosed you with a severe case of FOMO
Date: 6 August. Location: Rokk Ebony hairdresser, getting my balayaged mane tamed. And I feel about 13 years old as mum has offered to pay (obviously, even via FaceTime, the […]
Not as clever as you might think
Date: 5 August. Location: Emporia, Myer's pretentious little coffee shop on Little Bourke. If I had a licence to practise as an adult it would have been revoked yesterday. I […]
We all need a fishbowl
Date: 31 August Location: Pastuso, this neat new Peruvian place on ACDC Lane, named after Paddington Bear. I had such a great education. My parents are both scientists and encouraged […]
Slick, wet, seal-pup yogis
Date: 29 July. Location: The George, South Melbourne. I used to do 6.15 am hot yoga all the time and was always trying to convince friends to come along. I […]
She had come unstuck in time
Date: 26 July. Location: my couch, white wine in hand, killing time before the cab gets here. Sleep. How long has it been since you’ve been able to sleep, entirely […]
Let’s hear it for the boys!
Date: 20 July. Location: bed. Do you think hangovers accumulate? I used to think not. I used to think that, like your unused monthly broadband allowance, hangovers didn't rollover at […]
The Long Black Line
Date: 16 July Location: Centrelink Center, Collingwood. I think I’m in love with my barista. No, seriously, hear me out; this isn’t just some trendy rant about how good coffee […]
